Case 1 :
India people find out that no one can make a folder named “CON” on the computer with Microsoft’s program. This is a real thing and even Microsoft’s crew themselves can not answer why this happened. Try by making a folder named “CON” or “ Con” or “con”.
Open My Documents => File => New => Folder => Type CON or Con or con
What happened?
Case 2 :
For you, Windows user. Do this thing :
- Open a blank Notepad
- Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the Quotation Mark)
- Save it wherever you want (whatever the file name you make)
- Close it
- Then Open again the file.
What happened? It’s weird right?
Case 3 :
Try this thing..
Even Bill Gates himself can not find the answer why this happened!
This thing were found by a brazil people.
- Open a blank Microsoft Word file and type “=rand (200, 99)” (without the Quotation Mark)
- Then press “Enter”
What happened?
Monday, March 8, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
KETUPEK
This story I adopt from Indonesian funny story, so there might be some part seems awkward, hehheeXD Here it goes..
A roundsman selling peanut like usual vend his peanut along the river bank.
“Nut..Nut..Peanuttttt….”he yelled. And suddenly, when he shove his wagon downhill, he tripped and get lost of his wagon to the river.
Plunk..it sank, the wagon…”Huu.. huuu…” he cried..”How am I gonna feed my wife and son later on? Huu..huuu..” He complained..
And suddenly, a kind hearted angel show up and ask him “Hieee..Ketupek?? What’s up?? Why are you crying like that??”
“Ohhh, my angel, I tripped and lost my wagon, and now my wagon sank to the river..huu..huuuu…”
“Allright, Easy, I’ll take it for you.” And then the angel disappeared and show up again with a wagon made of gold and full of bottle of diamonds.”
“Is this yours?” Asked the angel..
“No, of course not. My wagon isn’t as good as that one. How can I have a gold wagon full of diamond’s bottle if I only get 200 thousands rupiahs a month??”
Hearing this the angel disappeared again and show up with a wagon made of silver and full of bottle of bronze.”
“Is this yours??” The angel asked again..
“No. Oh kind angel, my wagon is just made of ordinary iron. So are the bottles, only made of ordinary glass..” Ketupek answered with solemn face..
Then the angel disappear once again and this time back with Ketupek’s wagon and bottles.
“Is this yours???”
“Right, right, oh my angel. Thanks, thanks for helping and taking the wagon for me.”
The angel said “You are really honest, Ketupek. For that, as a reward for your honesty, I will give you all of those wagon and bottle..“
Ketupek was so happy “Thanks god..Thanks oh my kind hearted angel..” he yelled..
One month later, Ketupek go rafting (well, you know, he is rich now) with his wife at the same river. But unfortunately, a bad unavoidable thing happened, the rowboat flipped over and his wife drifted away.
“Huu..huuuu..my wife, where are you?” he sobbed.
And suddenly, the angel, the same one show up again. “What happen again to you, Hie Ketupek???”
“My wife drifts away and sink in the river, oh angel..”
“Ohhh, chill down.. I’ll help you take her back..” Plash, the angel disappeared and suddenly show up again taking Nafa Urbach with a rose tattoo on her belly.
“Is this your wife??” asked the angel..
“Right, You are so right my angel..She is my wife!!”
“Haaaaaaaiiiiiiiii!Ketupek!!!” the angel angrily shouted at ketupek.
“Since when have you dared to lie to me? Where’s your honesty now??”
Trembling and squatting, Ketupek said :
“Oh my angel, if I keep being honest, then you will disappear and show up again bringing Luna Maya, if I say no again, again you will disappear and show up bringing who knows whom? Then if it’s not my wife and I say no again, you will disappear too and show up bringing my real wife. Then..you will say that I’m so honest and give four of them to me.”
“To feed my only wife is a problem enough, oh my angel. Then with Nafa Urbach, Luna Maya and who knows whom, how am I gonna feed them all, Oh my angel? It’s too much” Ketupek explained.
Then the angel were dazed and nodded again and again, saying “You are right Ketupek, You are realistic.”
A roundsman selling peanut like usual vend his peanut along the river bank.
“Nut..Nut..Peanuttttt….”he yelled. And suddenly, when he shove his wagon downhill, he tripped and get lost of his wagon to the river.
Plunk..it sank, the wagon…”Huu.. huuu…” he cried..”How am I gonna feed my wife and son later on? Huu..huuu..” He complained..
And suddenly, a kind hearted angel show up and ask him “Hieee..Ketupek?? What’s up?? Why are you crying like that??”
“Ohhh, my angel, I tripped and lost my wagon, and now my wagon sank to the river..huu..huuuu…”
“Allright, Easy, I’ll take it for you.” And then the angel disappeared and show up again with a wagon made of gold and full of bottle of diamonds.”
“Is this yours?” Asked the angel..
“No, of course not. My wagon isn’t as good as that one. How can I have a gold wagon full of diamond’s bottle if I only get 200 thousands rupiahs a month??”
Hearing this the angel disappeared again and show up with a wagon made of silver and full of bottle of bronze.”
“Is this yours??” The angel asked again..
“No. Oh kind angel, my wagon is just made of ordinary iron. So are the bottles, only made of ordinary glass..” Ketupek answered with solemn face..
Then the angel disappear once again and this time back with Ketupek’s wagon and bottles.
“Is this yours???”
“Right, right, oh my angel. Thanks, thanks for helping and taking the wagon for me.”
The angel said “You are really honest, Ketupek. For that, as a reward for your honesty, I will give you all of those wagon and bottle..“
Ketupek was so happy “Thanks god..Thanks oh my kind hearted angel..” he yelled..
One month later, Ketupek go rafting (well, you know, he is rich now) with his wife at the same river. But unfortunately, a bad unavoidable thing happened, the rowboat flipped over and his wife drifted away.
“Huu..huuuu..my wife, where are you?” he sobbed.
And suddenly, the angel, the same one show up again. “What happen again to you, Hie Ketupek???”
“My wife drifts away and sink in the river, oh angel..”
“Ohhh, chill down.. I’ll help you take her back..” Plash, the angel disappeared and suddenly show up again taking Nafa Urbach with a rose tattoo on her belly.
“Is this your wife??” asked the angel..
“Right, You are so right my angel..She is my wife!!”
“Haaaaaaaiiiiiiiii!Ketupek!!!” the angel angrily shouted at ketupek.
“Since when have you dared to lie to me? Where’s your honesty now??”
Trembling and squatting, Ketupek said :
“Oh my angel, if I keep being honest, then you will disappear and show up again bringing Luna Maya, if I say no again, again you will disappear and show up bringing who knows whom? Then if it’s not my wife and I say no again, you will disappear too and show up bringing my real wife. Then..you will say that I’m so honest and give four of them to me.”
“To feed my only wife is a problem enough, oh my angel. Then with Nafa Urbach, Luna Maya and who knows whom, how am I gonna feed them all, Oh my angel? It’s too much” Ketupek explained.
Then the angel were dazed and nodded again and again, saying “You are right Ketupek, You are realistic.”
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Man’s complaint to woman :D
1. Not all the men are like Dedy Cobuzer. So don’t wish us to read your mind when u pout without any voices. What’s the trouble in saying : “ I’m hungry, I want new dresses, Please touch me…!!”
2. Sunday is recess day after six days straight for working, so don’t expect, we would accompany a whole day walks at mall.
3. Shopping is NOT sport. And we won’t think that way. To us shopping is shopping, if u already find what u want then just buy it, the differences between Shop A and B is only about a thousand rupiahs, so no need to go around and helter-skelter the whole town to find the cheapest one, it’s just wasting our diesel.
4. Crying is an exploitation. It’s much better for us to hear the thunder or a bomb explosion then your crying voice that we can’t handle.
5. Ask and tell us what you want. Try to be like-minded about this. Soft satire won’t be understood, rude satire won’t either. Direct satire won’t make us understand too! What’s the trouble in direct speaking?
6. Yes and No is the the most acceptable answer of all kind of question. It’s simple!!
7. Tell us if u want your trouble to be settled. Because it’s what we, man, do! If you just want sympathy, go and tell your girl-friends.
8. Headache for 17 months is a disease. Go find a doctor!
9. What we said 6 months ago can’t be considered in an argument. Actually, all the words we said are expired and invalidate after 7 days. Our words to wade the ocean and climb the mountain is just a clichė, don’t take it seriously..
10. If you don’t want to wear a dress like the underwear models, so don’t expect us to be a drama artist alike..
11. If you think you are potbellied, Maybe!! Please don’t ask us. Mirror is much much much honest than Man..
12. You may ask us to do something or order us to do it your way. But please don’t expect both. If you think you can do it better, do it your self then!
13. Please tell us what you want to talk about while it’s advertisement. But remember, don’t ever talk, even a word, when it’s penalty kick. You’ll get a yellow card from us!!
14. We are not children anymore, so no need to remind us “don’t forget to eat, good night, bla bla bla”. It’s just wasting our phone credits..
15. If you feel itchy, you can scratch it yourself. We are the same..
16. If we ask “what’s the matter?” and you answer “Nothing”, then we will think that it’s nothing. Remember, like point 1, we are not a mind reader. Talk baby.. Talk..!!
17. If we both have to go to a place, whatever the dress you are wearing, it’s good enough. Really. So no more reason “no dress no party”
18. Don’t ask what we think about something except you want to discuss about soccer, games, billiard, fishing or maybe you want to discuss about car repairs’ technique.
19. We are too lazy to debate about heart and feeling. Remember!! We only use logic.
20. Thanks for reading this. Yes, I know, I will sleep on sofa tonight.
+___+
Heeheheehe..I really think these-whole-complaint-parts is just so funny..And remember the last point isn’t for me, because I’m a woman. And I just post this on behalf of you guys XD
2. Sunday is recess day after six days straight for working, so don’t expect, we would accompany a whole day walks at mall.
3. Shopping is NOT sport. And we won’t think that way. To us shopping is shopping, if u already find what u want then just buy it, the differences between Shop A and B is only about a thousand rupiahs, so no need to go around and helter-skelter the whole town to find the cheapest one, it’s just wasting our diesel.
4. Crying is an exploitation. It’s much better for us to hear the thunder or a bomb explosion then your crying voice that we can’t handle.
5. Ask and tell us what you want. Try to be like-minded about this. Soft satire won’t be understood, rude satire won’t either. Direct satire won’t make us understand too! What’s the trouble in direct speaking?
6. Yes and No is the the most acceptable answer of all kind of question. It’s simple!!
7. Tell us if u want your trouble to be settled. Because it’s what we, man, do! If you just want sympathy, go and tell your girl-friends.
8. Headache for 17 months is a disease. Go find a doctor!
9. What we said 6 months ago can’t be considered in an argument. Actually, all the words we said are expired and invalidate after 7 days. Our words to wade the ocean and climb the mountain is just a clichė, don’t take it seriously..
10. If you don’t want to wear a dress like the underwear models, so don’t expect us to be a drama artist alike..
11. If you think you are potbellied, Maybe!! Please don’t ask us. Mirror is much much much honest than Man..
12. You may ask us to do something or order us to do it your way. But please don’t expect both. If you think you can do it better, do it your self then!
13. Please tell us what you want to talk about while it’s advertisement. But remember, don’t ever talk, even a word, when it’s penalty kick. You’ll get a yellow card from us!!
14. We are not children anymore, so no need to remind us “don’t forget to eat, good night, bla bla bla”. It’s just wasting our phone credits..
15. If you feel itchy, you can scratch it yourself. We are the same..
16. If we ask “what’s the matter?” and you answer “Nothing”, then we will think that it’s nothing. Remember, like point 1, we are not a mind reader. Talk baby.. Talk..!!
17. If we both have to go to a place, whatever the dress you are wearing, it’s good enough. Really. So no more reason “no dress no party”
18. Don’t ask what we think about something except you want to discuss about soccer, games, billiard, fishing or maybe you want to discuss about car repairs’ technique.
19. We are too lazy to debate about heart and feeling. Remember!! We only use logic.
20. Thanks for reading this. Yes, I know, I will sleep on sofa tonight.
+___+
Heeheheehe..I really think these-whole-complaint-parts is just so funny..And remember the last point isn’t for me, because I’m a woman. And I just post this on behalf of you guys XD
The Law of Garbage Truck.
One day, there’s a Taxi taking it’s passenger to the airport. They drive in the right traffic lane, when, suddenly a black car jump out of the T – intersection right in front of them. The taxi’s driver hit hard on the the brake and make it stop just a few inches from the car.
The car’s driver pull his head out of the window and starting went on at the taxi’s driver. But so weird that the taxi’s driver not even snap back, he smile and wave his hand to the man instead. The passenger truly amazed at his friendly behaviour. So he asked, “Why are you smiling and waving at him? That man almost hit your taxi and might be sending us to the hospital already.” At that time, the passenger learns about what was called with “The Law of Garbage Truck” from the taxi’s driver.
He explain that many people are just like the garbage truck. They walk around with garbage on the back, like frustration, wrath, anger, disappointment. The more the capacity, the more the requirement for these people to throw the garbage and mostly they would throw it to you or us. Don’t take it seriously, just smile, waves your hand, bless them then continue your life.
Don’t take their garbage to throw it back to other people you meet, at work, at home, or on the street. The point is, a success person is a person who do not let a “Garbage Truck“ take over their days by ruinning their mood or the atmosphere.
This life is definitely too short to wake up in the morning with regretment, so bless and love the people who did you right, pray for everyone who doesn’t. This life is 10 % about what you did to it and 90 % about how you cope with it.
Life isn’t about waiting the storm to ends, but about how to dance in the rains.
Be thankful with what u get today, and don’t forget be thankful by praying.
The car’s driver pull his head out of the window and starting went on at the taxi’s driver. But so weird that the taxi’s driver not even snap back, he smile and wave his hand to the man instead. The passenger truly amazed at his friendly behaviour. So he asked, “Why are you smiling and waving at him? That man almost hit your taxi and might be sending us to the hospital already.” At that time, the passenger learns about what was called with “The Law of Garbage Truck” from the taxi’s driver.
He explain that many people are just like the garbage truck. They walk around with garbage on the back, like frustration, wrath, anger, disappointment. The more the capacity, the more the requirement for these people to throw the garbage and mostly they would throw it to you or us. Don’t take it seriously, just smile, waves your hand, bless them then continue your life.
Don’t take their garbage to throw it back to other people you meet, at work, at home, or on the street. The point is, a success person is a person who do not let a “Garbage Truck“ take over their days by ruinning their mood or the atmosphere.
This life is definitely too short to wake up in the morning with regretment, so bless and love the people who did you right, pray for everyone who doesn’t. This life is 10 % about what you did to it and 90 % about how you cope with it.
Life isn’t about waiting the storm to ends, but about how to dance in the rains.
Be thankful with what u get today, and don’t forget be thankful by praying.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Sacrifice
Maybe I'm a stupid little girl
With a thousand dream
Maybe I'm an illusionist
With a thousand hallucination
And fate is just a witch
Trapping me into a non ridiculous stage
Cursing me become a marrionate
With its string ties around me
Having me rolled on its palm
And got no way escape
Till I sacrifice blood n tears
And they satisfied watching ridiculous me
In a non ridiculous stage
With a thousand dream
Maybe I'm an illusionist
With a thousand hallucination
And fate is just a witch
Trapping me into a non ridiculous stage
Cursing me become a marrionate
With its string ties around me
Having me rolled on its palm
And got no way escape
Till I sacrifice blood n tears
And they satisfied watching ridiculous me
In a non ridiculous stage
Du Yu Andersten Inglis?
Dogh yu spik inglis wel, ai bet yu difikul andesten dis
(Setelah belajar 1 minggu Bahasa Inggris)
enjoy..
CASE I :
Surat mbak Sum, kepada pacarnya bule amrik. Ia menulis surat dengan berbekal kamus Inggris :
Hi Robie...
I want to cut connection us
( Hi Robie, saya mau memutuskan hubungan kita )
I have think this cook2
( Saya sudah memikirkan ini masak2 )
You correct2 a man crocodile land
( Kamu benar2 seorang pria buaya darat )
My friend speak you play fire
( Teman saya bilang kamu bermain api )
I don't want to sick my liver for two times
( Saya tidak mau sakit hati untuk kedua kali )
This river I forgive you, next river I kill you
( Kali ini saya maafkan kamu, kali lain saya bunuh kamu )
Girlfriend of your liver
( Kekasih hatimu )
CASE II :
Ane kaget banget kemaren ini pas lewat di depannye kelurahan, ngebace spanduk nyang isinye:
SAVE THE COUNTRY, HANG TNI..
SAVE THE PEOPLE, HANG POLRI..
Usut punye usut, ternyate nyang dimaksud ialah :
"Keselametan negare, tergantung TNI..
Keselametan rakyat, tergantung POLRI.."
Bujubuneng, rupenye si Lurah baru ikutan kursus bahase
Inggris tapi udah nekat buat tampil..
CASE III :
Seorang supir lagi nyetirin boss bule Amrik, kebetulan lagi sial. Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan di depannya karena mendadak berhenti. Dengan terbata2 ia minta maaf kepada si boss :
Supir : Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check, the wheel no flower again.
(Maaf Tuan, saya rem2 nggak makan, setelah saya cek rodanya nggak ada kembangannya lagi)
Begitu si Boss mau ikutan ribut sama yg ditabrak, dia bilang :
Supir : Don't follow mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let know taste.
(Nggak usah ikut campur, Pak! Yang bawa mobil itu kalo nggak salah anak buah dari manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main! Biar tahu rasa)
Besoknya si supir gak masuk kerja, terus pas lusanya dia masuk si boss bule nanya:
Bule : Why didn't you come to work?
Supir : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind.
(Maaf boss, badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin)
CASE IV :
Suatu hari ada bule kehilangan sepeda motornya yg dia parkir didepan toko di sekitar jalan Malioboro, Yogya. Lalu dia bertanya ke Paijo, yg saat itu kebetulan berada di tempat parkir, apakah dia ngeliat org yg ngambil sepeda motornya.
Paijo : Yes, he use to table square - square. Worth he fast - fast go without wet
expire
(Iya, dia pakai kemeja kotak - kotak. Pantes dia cepat - cepat pergi tanpa basa
basi)
Lalu dengan sok berwibawa Paijo menasehati :
Paijo : Sir, different river, if park bicycle motor heart-heart, yes?
(Tuan, lain kali kalo parkir sepeda motor hati2 ya?)
Tapi bule itu diam saja karena nggak tau mau jawab apa, sehingga Paijo jadi ngedumel:
Paijo : Basic bule!
(Dasar bule!)
Karena nggak tau harus ngomong apa lagi, si bule ngeloyor pergi dan dengan PD-nya Paijo bilang : "Breasttttt! " sambil melambaikan tangannya.
Maksudnya sih:
"Dadaaaaa!"
(Setelah belajar 1 minggu Bahasa Inggris)
enjoy..
CASE I :
Surat mbak Sum, kepada pacarnya bule amrik. Ia menulis surat dengan berbekal kamus Inggris :
Hi Robie...
I want to cut connection us
( Hi Robie, saya mau memutuskan hubungan kita )
I have think this cook2
( Saya sudah memikirkan ini masak2 )
You correct2 a man crocodile land
( Kamu benar2 seorang pria buaya darat )
My friend speak you play fire
( Teman saya bilang kamu bermain api )
I don't want to sick my liver for two times
( Saya tidak mau sakit hati untuk kedua kali )
This river I forgive you, next river I kill you
( Kali ini saya maafkan kamu, kali lain saya bunuh kamu )
Girlfriend of your liver
( Kekasih hatimu )
CASE II :
Ane kaget banget kemaren ini pas lewat di depannye kelurahan, ngebace spanduk nyang isinye:
SAVE THE COUNTRY, HANG TNI..
SAVE THE PEOPLE, HANG POLRI..
Usut punye usut, ternyate nyang dimaksud ialah :
"Keselametan negare, tergantung TNI..
Keselametan rakyat, tergantung POLRI.."
Bujubuneng, rupenye si Lurah baru ikutan kursus bahase
Inggris tapi udah nekat buat tampil..
CASE III :
Seorang supir lagi nyetirin boss bule Amrik, kebetulan lagi sial. Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan di depannya karena mendadak berhenti. Dengan terbata2 ia minta maaf kepada si boss :
Supir : Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check, the wheel no flower again.
(Maaf Tuan, saya rem2 nggak makan, setelah saya cek rodanya nggak ada kembangannya lagi)
Begitu si Boss mau ikutan ribut sama yg ditabrak, dia bilang :
Supir : Don't follow mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let know taste.
(Nggak usah ikut campur, Pak! Yang bawa mobil itu kalo nggak salah anak buah dari manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main! Biar tahu rasa)
Besoknya si supir gak masuk kerja, terus pas lusanya dia masuk si boss bule nanya:
Bule : Why didn't you come to work?
Supir : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind.
(Maaf boss, badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin)
CASE IV :
Suatu hari ada bule kehilangan sepeda motornya yg dia parkir didepan toko di sekitar jalan Malioboro, Yogya. Lalu dia bertanya ke Paijo, yg saat itu kebetulan berada di tempat parkir, apakah dia ngeliat org yg ngambil sepeda motornya.
Paijo : Yes, he use to table square - square. Worth he fast - fast go without wet
expire
(Iya, dia pakai kemeja kotak - kotak. Pantes dia cepat - cepat pergi tanpa basa
basi)
Lalu dengan sok berwibawa Paijo menasehati :
Paijo : Sir, different river, if park bicycle motor heart-heart, yes?
(Tuan, lain kali kalo parkir sepeda motor hati2 ya?)
Tapi bule itu diam saja karena nggak tau mau jawab apa, sehingga Paijo jadi ngedumel:
Paijo : Basic bule!
(Dasar bule!)
Karena nggak tau harus ngomong apa lagi, si bule ngeloyor pergi dan dengan PD-nya Paijo bilang : "Breasttttt! " sambil melambaikan tangannya.
Maksudnya sih:
"Dadaaaaa!"
Monday, March 1, 2010
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