Life Math

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy




OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime




SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.




GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.




LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.




PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.




DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.




HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next..' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.




TELL THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.



This is a summary of all that is taught in the law and the prophets.

How Different Countries Debate in Parliaments/Congress

TURKEY

MEXICO

SOUTH KOREA

UKRAINE

RUSSIA

ITALY

TAIWAN

INDIA

JAPAN

And finally,



See what happens during political meetings in People's Republic of China ...




Peaceful,





Harmonious







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No disturbance.

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A Pen Make a Picture..Wowwwwhhh

I don't understand how they can make it actually, it's a pen eee..

And not a pencil!! A Pen!! o_0???


(This picture was done with one pen stroke. It starts at the tip of the nose and ends at the bottom)

Terrific Twister

Geezz..This twister thing..

It's originally a tongue twister, but what it got me was a brain twister!!
Gosh, this sure just adding my headache..but I feel like want to make u got one too..
hahaha.. be careful, don't lose your concentration or u'll lost the whole sentence's meaning!!

Btw, is it the right way to write "be careful"? I'm not sure :p

1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand?



2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.



3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.



4. A sailor went to sea to see what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.



5. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?



6. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.



7. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"



8. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.



9. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES



10. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.



11. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctors the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"



12. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.



13. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.



14. A flea and a fly in a flue. Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea "Let us fly" Said the fly "Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

15. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.



16. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

Oh godddddd...I got a terrible headache now!!!!

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Never Give Up..

This is made by my university's friend..

Tessarica Shandi Nurfitra :)

I almost forget how good she is in pouring out her feeling through pen, ink and a piece of paper..

Pelangiku meredup...

(Thursday, February 4, 2010 at 1:39pm)

Ada sebuah harapan untukmu.

Harapan untuk selalu menyatu dalam sebuah hati yang ingin merindu.

Namun, selalu saja ada yang mengoyak semua itu.

Aku, hanya ingin mengajakmu berada bersamaku di dunia kecilku.

Tanpa amarah. Tanpa air mata. Tanpa keangkuhan. Tanpa caci maki dan kebencian.

Aku hanya ingin memeluk pelangi bersamamu.

Andai aku bisa wujudkan....karena kini aku telah berhenti melukis pelangi....

Lukisanku tak beraturan diselingi tangis disana-sini.

Apa boleh kukatakan bahwa aku kini sudah lelah?

12 tahun aku rasa sudah cukup untukku mengurai segala perih dan luka.

Walau kini pelangiku meredup, akan aku ingat keindahan warnanya, agar aku selalu

ingat.....

Karenamu aku ada...

See??

This is a disenchantment, but she could write it in a beautiful way..

Keep it up Tess, You can do it :)

No matter what..

There might be a solution one day..

The Journey of Life

A long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman that if he could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he likes, then the Emperor would give him the area of land he has covered.

Sure enough, the horseman quickly jumped onto his horse and rode as fast as possible to cover as much land area as he could.

He kept on riding and riding, whipping the horse to go as fast as possible.

When he was hungry or tired, he did not stop because he wanted to cover as much area as possible.

Came to a point when he had covered a substantial area and he was exhausted and was dying.

Then he asked himself, "Why did I push myself so hard to cover so much land area?

Now I am dying and I only need a very small area to bury myself."

The above story is similar with the journey of our Life.

We push very hard everyday to make more money, to gain power and recognition.

We neglect our health , time with our family and to appreciate the surrounding beauty and the hobbies we love.

One day when we look back, we will realize that we don't really need that much, but then we cannot turn back time for what we have missed.

Life is not about making money, acquiring power or recognition .
Life is definitely not about work! Work is only necessary to keep us living so as to enjoy the beauty and pleasures of life.

Life is a balance of Work and Play, Family and Personal time.

You have to decide how you want to balance your Life.

Define your priorities, realize what you are able to compromise but always let some of your decisions be based on your instincts.

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of Life, the whole aim of human existence.

So, take it easy, do what you want to do and appreciate nature.

Life is fragile, Life is short. Do not take Life for granted.

Live a balanced lifestyle and enjoy Life!

Watch your thoughts ; they become words.
Watch your words ; they become actions.
Watch your actions ; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character .
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny .


(¨`•.•´¨) Always
`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) Keep
(¨`•.•´¨)¸.• Smiling!
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