What Marriage Brings :)

#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.

#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm
still paying for it."

#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad : "That happens in most countries son."

#CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."

#CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes

#CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?

#CASE 10
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

#CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

#CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."

#CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.

#CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire. "
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A Billionaire. "

When I'm old

When I’m old and no longer my old self
Be understandable to me. Be patient in facing me..

When I spill out the soup to my dress
When I’m no longer know how to tie my shoelaces
Remember the time when I taught you, guiding you how to do it..

When I keep on repeating the words that make you bored
Be patient in listening to me. Don’t cut my word
At your childhood. I have to keep on repeating a story which I have told u thousands of times untill you lulled in your dream..

When I need you to have me bathed
Don’t blame on me
Did you remember at your childhood, How I, with all the way, persuade you to bathe?

When I confuse in understanding new things and modern technologies
Don’t laugh at me
Remember how I patiently answering every “Why” you asked at that time..

When both my legs were too weak to walk
Be handed with your strong and young hand to support me
Like your childhood, I taught you how to step with your feet..

When I forget our topics
Give me a little time to remember it
Actually, topics is not what important to me
As long as you are here at my side, listening to me, I’m happy already..

When you watch me aging, don’t be sad
Be understandable, support me. Like how I treat you, when you start to learn about life..

Blood Type Caracteristic

How would it be to put A, B, AB and O blood type together??
This is how they would be..

Note..Note..Note..

Errrrr.. Halloha..

Do you hear me? I'm talking to you..
Ok enough of intro haha..

This is the second blog I've made this far..I just want to create a blog where I can share funny or unic thing with you. But maybe for some people funny and unic thing could become some kind of offense things. So my deep apologize if it's somehow happened, I truly do not mean it -(^_^)-

And sometimes, I will post one or two or dozens of knowledge stuffs, but it's just because I think it's interesting, and doesn't mean that I really understand what it's all about. In other words, I'm as curious as you are. We are at the same state. So I won't be able to answer a confusing question.. So please be understandable if you happenly ask because of a curiosity but I can't answer because of unknowable.. I'll try but I didn't guarantee^^

And another things, please please forgive me for my bad sickening english..I will glad to have any suggestion for my posts.

Hmm, I think this is the opening of my blog.. And again do spare times to get back here \0/ Always keep your mood and spirit up guys..