Thursday, March 4, 2010

Man’s complaint to woman :D

1. Not all the men are like Dedy Cobuzer. So don’t wish us to read your mind when u pout without any voices. What’s the trouble in saying : “ I’m hungry, I want new dresses, Please touch me…!!”

2. Sunday is recess day after six days straight for working, so don’t expect, we would accompany a whole day walks at mall.

3. Shopping is NOT sport. And we won’t think that way. To us shopping is shopping, if u already find what u want then just buy it, the differences between Shop A and B is only about a thousand rupiahs, so no need to go around and helter-skelter the whole town to find the cheapest one, it’s just wasting our diesel.

4. Crying is an exploitation. It’s much better for us to hear the thunder or a bomb explosion then your crying voice that we can’t handle.

5. Ask and tell us what you want. Try to be like-minded about this. Soft satire won’t be understood, rude satire won’t either. Direct satire won’t make us understand too! What’s the trouble in direct speaking?

6. Yes and No is the the most acceptable answer of all kind of question. It’s simple!!

7. Tell us if u want your trouble to be settled. Because it’s what we, man, do! If you just want sympathy, go and tell your girl-friends.

8. Headache for 17 months is a disease. Go find a doctor!

9. What we said 6 months ago can’t be considered in an argument. Actually, all the words we said are expired and invalidate after 7 days. Our words to wade the ocean and climb the mountain is just a clichė, don’t take it seriously..

10. If you don’t want to wear a dress like the underwear models, so don’t expect us to be a drama artist alike..

11. If you think you are potbellied, Maybe!! Please don’t ask us. Mirror is much much much honest than Man..

12. You may ask us to do something or order us to do it your way. But please don’t expect both. If you think you can do it better, do it your self then!

13. Please tell us what you want to talk about while it’s advertisement. But remember, don’t ever talk, even a word, when it’s penalty kick. You’ll get a yellow card from us!!

14. We are not children anymore, so no need to remind us “don’t forget to eat, good night, bla bla bla”. It’s just wasting our phone credits..

15. If you feel itchy, you can scratch it yourself. We are the same..

16. If we ask “what’s the matter?” and you answer “Nothing”, then we will think that it’s nothing. Remember, like point 1, we are not a mind reader. Talk baby.. Talk..!!

17. If we both have to go to a place, whatever the dress you are wearing, it’s good enough. Really. So no more reason “no dress no party”

18. Don’t ask what we think about something except you want to discuss about soccer, games, billiard, fishing or maybe you want to discuss about car repairs’ technique.

19. We are too lazy to debate about heart and feeling. Remember!! We only use logic.

20. Thanks for reading this. Yes, I know, I will sleep on sofa tonight.

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Heeheheehe..I really think these-whole-complaint-parts is just so funny..And remember the last point isn’t for me, because I’m a woman. And I just post this on behalf of you guys XD

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